Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
it has been a privilege spamming everybody’s dashboard with you tonight
the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier
Jennifer at the Catching Fire party in Cannes (arrival)
my blog looked so pretty yesterday but everything changed when eurovision attacked
- graham norton: *eiffel tower in background* hard to say what city she's in could be anywhere really
tumblr europeans have their differences but i think we all agree that the gay vampire should win
eurovision blogging is all fun and games until the voting starts and then england starts viciously swearing at everyone else
oh you gave THEM twelve points WHAT A BIG FUCKING SURPRISE YOU’VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
umm no i won’t stop with my text posts because this is the only time i can watch something on my own tv and that isn’t on at like 4 am so no go away
at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween
we got hipsters, lesbians, jesus, gay dracula, shoes and much more
best party ever
romania should win just for capturing what eurovision is all about in a single song
